Wednesday, February 21, 2007

O. M. G.
My mother is impossible.
I'm not actually out to her but I'm also completely honest about everything in my life. She's just so slow to catch on.

She knows:
  • D and I have lived together for almost 8 years
  • We've purchased a home together
  • We spend 99.9% of our time together, including all vacations
  • We're having a baby via a sperm bank
  • I refer to all future activities (including buying a house) as "we"
BUT...
Somehow...
I'm going to be able to submit my taxes as a single parent...
I need to get a new single mattress for my bed...

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