Yep, 3 posts in one day! I'm on a roll.
Waiting for the train into Toronto with normal looking creepy dude:
Me: Do you know when the next train is?
Creepy dude: 9:30
Me: Curse (missed train by seconds)
Creepy dude: Are you going to be late for work?
Me: No. I'm on mat leave.
Creepy dude: Where is your baby?
Me: At home.
Creepy dude: But don't you need to breastfeed? (pretends to squeeze boobs)
Me: !!!!!!!!!! I'm going to wait inside.
=P
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[vomits quietly into mouth]
ReplyDeleteUm. Freak-a-zoid alert!
ReplyDeleteLmao what a creep!!
ReplyDeleteoh, gross!
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